1 00:00:00,010 --> 00:00:04,090 I'm Jillian Jansen and I'm Riley May and we're from MetaX .com. 2 00:00:04,390 --> 00:00:06,650 We're going to give you all of our love. 3 00:00:50,800 --> 00:00:52,240 Wednesday, 5 p .m. 4 00:00:52,580 --> 00:00:55,340 Mom and dad have left for the weekend, and I have two subjects. 5 00:00:56,120 --> 00:01:00,700 Riley and Julian can accept 0 .5 milliliters of my experimental drug, 6 00:01:00,840 --> 00:01:01,860 Pheromonic. 7 00:01:03,040 --> 00:01:08,260 Pheromonic, in time, can be applied topically as a perfume, but tonight I 8 00:01:08,260 --> 00:01:10,720 to see the most powerful effect of the drug immediately. 9 00:01:11,690 --> 00:01:13,530 Pheromonic contains six active ingredients. 10 00:01:13,830 --> 00:01:17,530 All of the ingredients are naturally occurring chemicals that send out self 11 00:01:17,530 --> 00:01:21,290 -conscious signals to the brain that trigger a very powerful sexual craving. 12 00:01:21,490 --> 00:01:24,650 Such a complex concoction, you wouldn't even understand. 13 00:01:25,210 --> 00:01:31,650 Oh yes, eight milligrams of androcytes, androthol, androthine, estrinol, 14 00:01:31,790 --> 00:01:32,870 and cocoline. 15 00:01:34,450 --> 00:01:41,070 In men, it could replace Viagra. In women, it will bring upon the gift of 16 00:01:41,070 --> 00:01:42,210 tremendous desire. 17 00:01:49,450 --> 00:01:50,550 Come on! 18 00:01:50,950 --> 00:01:51,970 I'm coming! 19 00:02:09,299 --> 00:02:10,580 He's coming. Are you ready? 20 00:02:13,300 --> 00:02:16,960 Your brother's the kind of kid that's high, right? 21 00:02:17,260 --> 00:02:21,580 Yeah, he gave this stuff to me last time. I had so much fun. It was wild. 22 00:02:22,860 --> 00:02:23,900 What happened? 23 00:02:24,440 --> 00:02:26,100 I don't know, girl. I don't even remember. 24 00:02:26,420 --> 00:02:29,560 All I know is that when I woke up, I knew I had a good night. 25 00:02:31,380 --> 00:02:32,640 You don't remember? 26 00:02:44,470 --> 00:02:46,170 No, no, no. Get it straight. 27 00:02:46,370 --> 00:02:48,530 We are going to party. Without you? 28 00:02:49,190 --> 00:02:53,890 Well, I worked hard on this for you. 29 00:02:54,830 --> 00:02:56,030 We're all partying. 30 00:02:56,350 --> 00:02:57,770 I don't know. 31 00:02:59,050 --> 00:03:00,650 Come on, will you do it? Will you? 32 00:03:19,600 --> 00:03:20,640 It's all for you, ladies. 33 00:03:24,640 --> 00:03:27,180 What the hell is that? 34 00:03:28,420 --> 00:03:29,920 It's the THC. 35 00:03:36,560 --> 00:03:39,800 THC? I thought we were smoking marijuana. 36 00:03:41,580 --> 00:03:43,460 THC is marijuana, silly. 37 00:03:43,880 --> 00:03:47,020 I'm pre -med, silly, and I'm not some sort of drug pusher. 38 00:03:48,170 --> 00:03:52,350 This is the healthiest, purest form. If you smoke it, it'll end up in your 39 00:03:52,350 --> 00:03:56,070 bloodstream, and it'll damage your lungs, and you don't want to do that. 40 00:03:56,470 --> 00:04:02,210 This is way healthier, and you get all the fun without all the nasty side 41 00:04:02,210 --> 00:04:04,350 effects, and it works immediately. 42 00:04:04,690 --> 00:04:10,910 Um, how about we go to, like, the parking lot, find a guy, hope I have 43 00:04:10,910 --> 00:04:11,569 and apples. 44 00:04:11,570 --> 00:04:14,410 Oh, my God, you're being such a baby. 45 00:04:14,630 --> 00:04:17,190 More than that, you're being a boring baby. 46 00:04:19,810 --> 00:04:22,870 You're going to go through your senior year of high school never doing anything 47 00:04:22,870 --> 00:04:24,910 adventurous or fun because you're too scared. 48 00:04:25,410 --> 00:04:28,470 And then you're going to go through college not doing anything either. I 49 00:04:28,470 --> 00:04:29,429 know it. 50 00:04:29,430 --> 00:04:33,070 You'll find some excuse. Oh, you've got to study or you're too smart to do 51 00:04:33,070 --> 00:04:36,990 drugs. And then you'll meet at an equally boring square and get married 52 00:04:36,990 --> 00:04:37,990 one or two kids. 53 00:04:38,390 --> 00:04:41,650 And then you'll never have any exciting stories about the good old days. 54 00:04:42,110 --> 00:04:44,610 There's not going to be any good old days, Jillian. 55 00:04:44,890 --> 00:04:48,070 You're too much of a chicken shit boring little suburban baby. 56 00:04:56,800 --> 00:04:58,560 Hey, um, I'm sorry. 57 00:04:58,800 --> 00:05:01,620 Look, I'll show you it's no big deal and I'll take it first. 58 00:05:13,680 --> 00:05:15,800 Do you... do you feel it? 59 00:05:27,880 --> 00:05:28,880 Are you okay? 60 00:05:31,480 --> 00:05:33,340 Nothing better in my life. 61 00:05:33,920 --> 00:05:37,160 I can feel it. It's moving inside of me. 62 00:05:37,560 --> 00:05:43,000 I feel viscous like honey. So warm and so good. 63 00:05:44,040 --> 00:05:46,300 You've got to try this. 64 00:05:47,920 --> 00:05:54,860 I don't... I... Maybe a quarter of it. I don't think I 65 00:05:54,860 --> 00:05:55,860 should have much. 66 00:05:57,080 --> 00:05:58,320 Jillian has the jitters. 67 00:05:59,260 --> 00:06:01,540 Jittery Jillian. Jittery Jillian. 68 00:06:01,960 --> 00:06:02,960 Stop. 69 00:06:04,120 --> 00:06:06,840 Enough. I'll take it. 70 00:06:07,040 --> 00:06:08,040 Good. 71 00:06:11,720 --> 00:06:13,600 I did it. 72 00:06:18,460 --> 00:06:23,640 All right, ladies. 73 00:06:24,000 --> 00:06:25,880 I just need you to... 74 00:06:26,280 --> 00:06:27,280 Relax. 75 00:06:27,720 --> 00:06:29,960 Enjoy the journey. 76 00:06:30,620 --> 00:06:33,040 Experience new emotions. 77 00:06:34,020 --> 00:06:38,640 Enjoy my best creation yet. 78 00:06:40,300 --> 00:06:42,920 Rise to a brand new dimension. 79 00:07:38,140 --> 00:07:39,760 Just enjoy the ride, babe. 80 00:08:07,860 --> 00:08:08,860 Thank you.